No Longer a Padawan

Just a quick note:

Please ignore the fact that I'm holding my diploma
in a restroom, and all the irony that comes with it.

According to the University of Southern Maine, I am now a Jedi Master. And by that I mean I have successfully earned my MFA in Creative Writing from USM's Stonecoast Program.   To anyone interested in pursuing the MFA, I would highly recommend you check out Stonecoast.  Their low-residency program has been named one of the best in the nation, and their Popular Fiction focus is perfect for those writers who tend to lean towards robots, dragons, and things that go bump in the night.  Not to mention, your faculty includes four time Bram Stoker winner, Nancy Holder, Hugo award wining James Patrick Kelly, and Scott Wolven, whose work has appeared several times in Best American Mystery Stories. Convinced yet?